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|Tuesday, June 6th, 2006|
Whoa boy, I sure do hate fish. They're so floppy, and the eyes, and the pop pop popping of their freaky little mouths... gross! All my friends laugh at me for being so freaked out by fish, they'll tell me stories about going fishing and wait for me to get all squeaky and yell at them, then they laugh and laugh. Assholes. I used to have creepy dreams about fishies falling on me from the sky or about being thrown into the ocean and fish coming up to me saying "This is our domain, you gon' get bit!" then biting me and flopping all around. Eeeuurrghhh, fishies go away! But they really do taste amazing. I can eat tuna as long as I don't think about it, and I can eat cooked fish as long as it's in the form of nuggets instead of the whole dead fish laying there. Shit, I mean even if you're not scared of fish, how can you take your fork and just stab away at a dead animal on your plate? It'd be like taking a dead baby pig, putting it in the oven, and tossing it on a plate and eating it. Chomp chomp, motherfucker! Who would do that? Same with fish. Gross gross gross.
Hahahahaha OMG I just realized the last post was in 2004. Hahaha.
|Saturday, July 31st, 2004|
Hey, is this community still active in any way?
Anyway, fish . . . Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggghhhhhhh
They breathe water. That ain't right!
Slimy, scaly, unblinking terrors of the deep, they are!
Natural water is creepy. You know stuff lives in it, but you can't see it. You have no idea what's lurking under the surface. It's just full of slimy, scaly, and poisonous things. And monsters. Hey, you can't see the bottom, there could very well be monsters there.
Hey, maybe that's why I dig Lovecraft so much.
I think that's my one real phobia. I'm a little uneasy with heights, but not to the point of actually being freaked out. I'm fine with spiders, rats, snakes, and the like. But you get me out on a boat, face-to-face with the terrors of the deep and the primal mysteries of a hostile sea . . . yeah, you're cleanin' up the piss.
|Saturday, May 8th, 2004|
Wow, I never thought there would be a community for people who hate fish. Well its coolthat I found it because I also HATE fish. But its not only fish, I think that all things from the sea are just disgusting and scary except for like, dolphins. Everything about fish just totally grosses me out and scares me. The smell horrible, they are super slimy,and just in general, SUPER SCARY. But I know I'm telling all of you what you already know.
I have never reall had an encounter with a fish, but when I was little, I used to eat tuna, until my best friend told me it was actually FISH, and i havent ate it sine, or any other kind of fish or seafood for that matter.
Well I'm done talking about how much I hate fish.
|Wednesday, February 11th, 2004|
i think i'm not alone that finding neno isn't really as "great" as it's cracked up to be....? Current Mood: awake
|Tuesday, January 20th, 2004|
whoa man i'm just so glad that the lake i live on is frozen. why don't the fish just freeze up with it? cause they really should. Current Mood: cold
|Saturday, January 3rd, 2004|
alright well i do infact have a fish story to share with you guys.
okay it happened about 2 years ago in what is known as lake st.clair. i was fishing with my dad on his boat, and there he went catching a big fish (not sure which kind). he reeled it in and it was the most discusting thing ever. it had huge eyes, slimey scales, and was bleeding from the mouth. from that point on i decided i hated fish and i would never, ever touch one. about two hours later while tanning on the back of the boat, my brother this time caught a fish and decided to rub it on me as a joke! dude i fucking flipped out and stepped on that damn fish. i sqeezed its fucking brains out. I HATE FISH. later that evening we ate at red lobster. end.